Author Mike Haskins

Availability: In stock

256 pages
184 x 117mm
Published Oct 2014
ISBN 9781853759192
Book Summary

From Groucho to Gervais - this is the ultimate collection of over 1,000 of the world's funniest jokes, one-liners and zingers from stand-up, film and television. This book is filled with the funniest quotes from the greatest comedians, actors and actresses ever to walk the Earth.

"Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people only once a year."

Victor Borge

"When you have a fat friend, there are no see-saws; only catapults." Demetri Martin

"Well, it's 1am. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids."

Homer Simpson

"Old McDonald was dyslexic, E-O-I-O-E."

Billy Connolly

"A man in the house is worth two in the street."

Mae West

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